yes...i'm still here....

ok, it's been a real long while since i posted anything. The reason for this is as follows : 1st off...........my f#cking computer broke, oh snap!! Had to get a new motherboard...once it was finally installed, i had to recover and reload windows & all that other crap. So I have been out of touch for a couple of weeks.........it's so nice to be back.
ok, couple things i wanted to say..... i realize its after the fact, but here i go........fourth of the july : yeah, lets celebrate the white man raping and pillaging the land from the indians - woo hoo- also you can celebrate your independence by blowing something up!!! anyway, enough about that....just had to say my piece ...
anyway, now that i'm up and running again, i'll be telling more stories soon...................

trip from hell - part 2

ok...so let me continue. I went to salem...woo hoo.... i swears that place is the armpit of oregon. So I go to my old work...worked there for 5 yrs as the sous chef, then worked there again for another 9 months or so. It's been a little over 2 yrs. since i left salem. Everyone is stoked to see me, the owner's first question to me is..."so when u coming back to work?", "remember... i will always have a space for u here. I'll fire someone if I have to!" Talking to my old chef was great, got to catch up on whats been going on with everyone. Now, let me explain the relationship I have with my "capn'"(thats what we all call him, not chef...but capn') He and I are tight....really tight, but it's not in any type of sexual way...I was his right hand, we talked about everything...so anyway, i tell him what the owner says about me coming back, he laughs and responds with..."I'll fire jeremy(the ex-boyfriend,yeah he works there now, after I left) right now if you're coming back!!!" I thought that was funny. Any way the rest of the week was pretty boring...but let me tell you about the plane ride home. So I get to pdx at like 8 in the morning, my flight leaves at 10, so we're all good. Plane boards on time and everything. All seems well... until about 30 minutes into the flight. Now remember my flight here i had the screaming child 3 rows in front of me...so now I luck out and get the infant 3 rows behind me who starts wailing....again luckily this only lasted about 3 1/2 hrs(again just a 5 1/2 hr flight) So needless to say... I hope I don't have to fly anywhere anytime soon... I hope you enjoyed this tale of my so called journey... trip from hell!! :-)